Final Results
| Pos | Bib | Name | Time | ± | Laps |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 1 | Dwarfs | 00:06:06.0 | 00:00:00.0 | 2 |
| 2. | 8 | Unnamed Racer | 00:06:09.6 | 00:00:03.6 | 2 |
| 3. | 2 | Sweaty Under Boobs | 00:06:20.9 | 00:00:14.9 | 2 |
| 4. | 4 | Cant Think Of A Team | 00:07:03.0 | 00:00:57.0 | 2 |
| 5. | 3 | Unnamed Racer | 00:07:45.0 | 00:01:39.0 | 2 |
| 6. | 5 | Unnamed Racer | 00:08:26.7 | 00:02:20.7 | 2 |
| 7. | 6 | Unnamed Racer | 00:09:38.6 | 00:03:32.6 | 2 |
| 8. | 7 | Dancing Queens | 00:12:47.6 | 00:06:41.6 | 2 |
| 9. | 11 | Unnamed Racer | 00:16:38.7 | 00:10:32.7 | 2 |
| - | 9 | Unnamed Racer | - | - | 1 |