Final Results
| Pos | Bib | Name | Time | ± | Laps |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 1 | Dwarfs | 00:03:03.5 | 00:00:00.0 | 1 |
| 2. | 2 | Sweaty Under Boobs | 00:03:19.8 | 00:00:16.3 | 1 |
| 3. | 3 | Unnamed Racer | 00:03:31.1 | 00:00:27.6 | 1 |
| 4. | 4 | Cant Think Of A Team | 00:03:40.7 | 00:00:37.2 | 1 |
| 5. | 5 | Unnamed Racer | 00:04:35.3 | 00:01:31.8 | 1 |
| 6. | 6 | Unnamed Racer | 00:04:43.8 | 00:01:40.3 | 1 |
| 7. | 7 | Dancing Queens | 00:05:01.0 | 00:01:57.5 | 1 |
| 8. | 8 | Unnamed Racer | 00:05:21.2 | 00:02:17.7 | 1 |
| 9. | 9 | Unnamed Racer | 00:08:17.0 | 00:05:13.5 | 1 |
| 10. | 11 | Unnamed Racer | 00:16:33.5 | 00:13:30.0 | 1 |