Final Results
| Pos | Bib | Name | Time | ± | Group | Team |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 22 | Hazelnut’s Heroes | 00:04:22.0 | 00:00:00.0 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Daniel Hawkins |
| 2. | 7 | Spooky Bottom | 00:05:30.9 | 00:01:08.9 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Ed Fitzpatrick |
| 3. | 21 | Here Come The Runs | 00:05:54.4 | 00:01:32.4 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Kevan |
| 4. | 23 | Team Melvin | 00:05:59.1 | 00:01:37.1 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Ellen Foley |
| 5. | 13 | Jerks In Skirts | 00:06:06.7 | 00:01:44.7 | MEN | Brien Lang |
| 6. | 19 | Queen Glizzabeth | 00:06:25.0 | 00:02:03.0 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Evan Dempsey |
| 7. | 9 | The Weiner Mayrundos | 00:06:29.9 | 00:02:07.9 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Megan Hall |
| 8. | 14 | Bad Idea Crew | 00:06:35.6 | 00:02:13.6 | MEN | Jonathan Paull |
| 9. | 15 | Glizzycadoo | 00:06:49.4 | 00:02:27.4 | WOMEN | Elise O'Leary |
| 10. | 4 | Glizzy Gobblers | 00:06:53.9 | 00:02:31.9 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Jordan Brown |
| 11. | 3 | Haulin’ Oates | 00:06:57.8 | 00:02:35.8 | MEN | Ryan Wilkes |
| 12. | 18 | Rogue Islanders | 00:07:02.7 | 00:02:40.7 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Erin Hough |
| 13. | 17 | The Artistics | 00:07:06.5 | 00:02:44.5 | MEN | Mike Radz |
| 14. | 10 | Team Harpoon | 00:07:10.9 | 00:02:48.9 | MEN | Mike Fraioli |
| 15. | 12 | Ferda! | 00:07:17.0 | 00:02:55.0 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Abe Dane |
| 16. | 24 | Unnamed Racer | 00:07:29.4 | 00:03:07.4 | ||
| 17. | 1 | Peace, Beer, And Hotdogs | 00:07:39.4 | 00:03:17.4 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Amy Grundt |
| 18. | 2 | Up & Over | 00:07:44.2 | 00:03:22.2 | MEN | Michael Allen |
| 19. | 6 | Spechtpt | 00:07:47.7 | 00:03:25.7 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Zachary Pereira |
| 20. | 26 | Unnamed Racer | 00:07:52.6 | 00:03:30.6 | ||
| 21. | 8 | The Walts | 00:08:17.7 | 00:03:55.7 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | Amy Faraone |
| 22. | 11 | Yoga Pants Parade | 00:08:22.2 | 00:04:00.2 | WOMEN | Dianna Shaw |
| 23. | 25 | Unnamed Racer | 00:08:46.8 | 00:04:24.8 | ||
| 24. | 20 | The Old Bags | 00:08:51.0 | 00:04:29.0 | WOMEN | Deirdre Bird |
| 25. | 5 | Sweatin To The Oldies | 00:09:08.2 | 00:04:46.2 | OPEN/NON-BINARY | John McCann |
| 26. | 16 | Drinkers With A Running Problem | 00:09:54.7 | 00:05:32.7 | MEN | Mark Murphy |
| 27. | 258 | Unnamed Racer | 00:17:27.4 | 00:13:05.4 |