Final Results
| Pos | Bib | Name | Start | Time | ± |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | 3 | Brett Smith | +00:00:31.0 | 00:00:10.8 | 00:00:00.0 |
| 2. | 4 | Jim Mcdonough | +00:00:31.5 | 00:00:12.6 | 00:00:01.8 |
| 3. | 13 | Joe Piscopo | +03:02:58.7 | 00:00:19.1 | 00:00:08.3 |
| 4. | 1 | Jane Doe | 00:00:00.0 | 00:00:21.9 | 00:00:11.1 |
| 5. | 2 | Joe Smith | +00:00:01.0 | 00:00:23.6 | 00:00:12.8 |
| 6. | 8 | Brad Pitt | +00:06:28.7 | 00:00:26.9 | 00:00:16.1 |
| 7. | 11 | Angelina Jolie | +01:41:44.4 | 00:00:27.5 | 00:00:16.7 |
| 8. | 14 | Jennifer Aniston | +03:02:59.9 | 00:00:30.7 | 00:00:19.9 |
| 9. | 12 | Phoebe Buffet | +01:41:45.5 | 00:00:31.6 | 00:00:20.8 |
| 10. | 7 | Monica Geller | +00:06:25.0 | 00:00:34.4 | 00:00:23.6 |
| 11. | 10 | Chandler Bing | +00:22:22.5 | 00:00:41.2 | 00:00:30.4 |
| 12. | 9 | Janice Newhart | +00:22:21.2 | 00:00:49.9 | 00:00:39.1 |
| 13. | 5 | Jack Black | +00:00:57.2 | 00:01:03.0 | 00:00:52.2 |
| 14. | 6 | Brian Williams | +00:00:57.8 | 00:01:03.9 | 00:00:53.1 |